Urdu Adult SMS Biography
Source(google.com.pk)
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
→ Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear
→ A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
→ Girl: If you get a chance,
will you marry me.?
Boy: If I get chance,
why would I marry.
→ He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
→ Define, Biology and sociology?
.
.
.
If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology
→ A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none”
→ Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: Use me but don’t forget me
5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!
→ Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
→ Mom: Why are you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project
→ When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
→ What’s the geographical definition of love?
It’s an action done by Pol-land
into Hol-land between Thai-land.
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