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Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Adult Jokes SMS

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Some Day You’ll Miss Me Like I Missed You,
Some Day You’ll Need Me Like I Needed You,
Some Day You’ll Love Me But I Won’t Love You
Our heart will hurt so much, if we
Pehen lena,ab thand aa gai h.
Happy thandii..
Rating: 3.5/5 (63 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Hila zor se hila
Hila zor se hila
hila pura hila
dil se hila
sabke samne hila
jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega
warana halwa jal jayega:P
Rating: 3.8/5 (708 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
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thora sa karne do
thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms
Rating: 3.7/5 (592 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye
Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Rating: 3.8/5 (712 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi…
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!
Rating: 3.9/5 (664 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon
Rating: 3.8/5 (551 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
Rating: 3.7/5 (459 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
larka ,larki dekhne gaya
1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya
Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha
baad mein Ladki se bola
SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.
Ladki sharmate huye:
PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.
Rating: 4.1/5 (680 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
Rating: 3.8/5 (427 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
Rating: 3.7/5 (281 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar…
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein …
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke
hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga
Rating: 3.8/5 (435 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
Rating: 3.9/5 (448 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
Rating: 3.7/5 (252 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Wo kon sa player hai
‘Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz:
Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye???
Sania Mirza..
Rating: 3.9/5 (485 votes cast)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Hath kese Thamon
7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon
Dost
Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti
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