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Management Lesson

You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.

on the other hand

You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.

your money, your decision.

 Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

 A Short thing

It gets Longer

when U hold it

N pass between

women Breasts

N enters into

A hole

What is it?

1 min 2 think!

Car Seat Belt

U dirty mind. 

 Girl: If you get a chance,

will you marry me.?

Boy: If I get chance,

why would I marry.

 He came 2 me 1 nite

explored my body

licked

sucked

swallowed

& had his fill

wen satisfied he left...

I was hurt...

F***IN MOSQUITO

U Dirty Mind 

 Define, Biology and sociology?

.

.

If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,

if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology 

 A couple had a fight one night.

When they were going to bed,

Husband Taunted:

“Good night mother of 3 kids”.

Wife Replied:

“Good night Father of none” 

Five rules of girls

1: Love me but don’t touch me

2: Touch me but don’t kiss me

3: Kiss me but don’t use me

4: Use me but don’t forget me

5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!

 Skin meets Skin

When is that

the skin meets skin,

hair meets hair

n balls disappear..

dirty mind

its when

u BLINK UR EYES 

 Mom: Why are you pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project

 When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,

when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute! 

 What’s the geographical definition of love?

It’s an action done by Pol-land

into Hol-land between Thai-land,

occasionally with a little help from Greece!

 Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. 

 Buy a scooty,

pick a beauty,

drink a frooty,

take her to ooty,

remove her nighty,

do ur duty,

after 9 month get a cuty

 Teacher: why are you late?

Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.

Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?

Student: No, only BULL can do it. 

 Tragedy of man’s life

Nice men are ugly,

good looking men are not nice,

good lookin nice men are married,

good lookin nice unmarried men are gay

 One Boy To Another,

What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?

2nd Boy,

I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother...

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