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Bus stop pe ek ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi
tabhi ek uncle aaye or bole
Are janeman ek bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de
Ladki - Papa mein hun.......Rofl

Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya
Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai
kutiya boli chup raho kamino
papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain...Tongue

Boy- I want to Hiddenswear u
Girl- Tamij se baat karo
Boy- Alla tala k fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek banda
mohtarma ko arju-e-fitrat se be inteha chodna chahta hai....Huh

Arj kiya hai jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal
Jaara gaur pharmayega
wah wah........
sun to le bhai
jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal
bo hain jhaant ke baal

Do ladies car driving seekh rahi thi
Unke pati:- Yaar meri biwi toh raat ko gear samjh kar hilati rahti hai
Dusra:- Meri biwi toh panty khol kar boli 200 ka daal do Tongue

Santa kissed his girlfriend in park
GF :- Plzz ye sab shaadi se phele mat karo
Santa:- Oh soniye don't worry I am married
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Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari ; kuch de do.
Ladki ; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari ; ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki ; kal aana sos lagake dungi.

kutab minar ko dekh kar ek shayar ne likha
ajab karishma dekha khuda e karim ka, aasma ko chodne nikla hai laudazameen ka

mirza galid ne masuka kawhisper dekha aur bola:
'SALWAAR KE NICHE SE PAANI LAAL AATA HAI,
KYA MERI BIWI KA BHOSADA PAAN KHAATA HAI'

sardar -murga kaise diye
murgawala -70,50 aur 10 ka.
sardar - rs 10 ka itna sasta kyu?
murgawala -isko aids hai.
sardar - de do khana hi hai gand thode hi marni hai

ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi hai
tab hizda bolta hai manager se
ye bataiye aapko goli chal bani hai ya maa chud bani hai

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35


Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi…. Aaage Mummy ki marzi

Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....

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The humble SMS has turned 20 today. The first SMS, or text as it’s now referred to, was sent on December 3rd 1992 by Sema Group software developer Neil Papworth, to his friend Richard Jarvis of Vodafone. He recalls the moment when the first message was sent:
    Since mobile phones didn't yet have keyboards, I typed the message out on a PC. It read 'Merry Christmas' and I sent it to Richard Jarvis of Vodafone, who was enjoying his office Christmas party at the time.
With eight trillion texts sent last year alone, it’s one feature of mobile phones that has grown and flourished, bringing a range of quirky, fun, informative and frustrating messages to your handset over the past 20 years. From jokes to spam texts, saucy sexting to prayers, the current crop of teenage mobile phone users are more text savvy than Papworth probably thought possible.
    We thought SMS was a clever way for a company's staff to send simple messages to one another. I do get a kick out of being called a 'legend', once a year. Even if at the time the achievement was nothing remarkable, I was just doing my job. It's been quite amazing to watch SMS grow from a simple way for secretaries to page their managers to all these innovative applications that rely on text messaging – voting on reality shows, tracking vehicles or packages and telling you when a plane has landed.
While it took seven years for the functionality to take hold, it didn’t take anywhere near that for text speak to become a way of talking, all to simply save on a few characters. While terms like LOL and ROFL are quirky and fun, a raft of normal words have been replaced by abbreviated or trunc8ed terms (see what we did there?). BRB, FML and WBU are just some of the examples of the creativity of the users, with the abbreviated terms being seen as normal words to the initiated.

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Message To Bears is the musical alias of English folk/electronic composer and multi-instrumentalist Jerome Alexander.

Alexander creates beautiful soundscapes by interweaving acoustic guitar, piano, electronics, ethereal samples, strings and hushed vocals.

In 2007 Jerome self-released his first set of home recordings (simply titled EP1) which sold out almost instantly thereby catalysing a conversation with the then newly-formed Dead Pilot Records about a re-issue.

Having discovered a commonly-shared ethos, Dead Pilot Records and Alexander decided to work together again for Message To Bears’ second release (Departures), an album which was overflowing with lush strings and saw the first introduction of voice into Jerome’s recordings. Limited to 500 CDs, the album was packaged in an organic case, wrapped in brown parcel paper and tied together with string. Every single copy also came with an individual, unique old photograph hidden inside. As with EP1, this became quickly out of print.

In the summer of 2009, Alexander played his first Message To Bears live show in Oxford with the help of his close friends playing a wide variety of instruments. They have since shared the stage with artists such as Nils Frahm and Olafur Arnalds.

January 2012 saw the release of 3rd album ‘Folding Leaves’ through Dead Pilot Records (UK) and Nature Bliss (JPN).

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Efficacy of a text messaging (SMS) based smoking cessation intervention for adolescents and young adults: Study protocol of a cluster randomised controlled trial
Severin Haug12*, Christian Meyer2, Andrea Dymalski1, Sonia Lippke3 and Ulrich John2

* Corresponding author: Severin Haug severin.haug@isgf.uzh.ch

Author Affiliations

1 Research Institute for Public Health and Addiction, Konradstrasse 32, 8031 Zurich, Switzerland

2 University of Greifswald, Institute of Epidemiology and Social Medicine, Walther-Rathenau-Str. 48, 17487 Greifswald, Germany

3 Jacobs Center on Lifelong Learning and Institutional Development, Jacobs University Bremen, Campus Ring 1, 28759 Bremen, Germany

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BMC Public Health 2012, 12:51 doi:10.1186/1471-2458-12-51


The electronic version of this article is the complete one and can be found online at: http://www.biomedcentral.com/1471-2458/12/51


Received: 16 December 2011
Accepted: 19 January 2012
Published: 19 January 2012
© 2012 Haug et al; licensee BioMed Central Ltd. 
This is an Open Access article distributed under the terms of the Creative Commons Attribution License (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0), which permits unrestricted use, distribution, and reproduction in any medium, provided the original work is properly cited.

Abstract
Background
Particularly in groups of adolescents with lower educational level the smoking prevalence is still high and constitutes a serious public health problem. There is limited evidence of effective smoking cessation interventions in this group. Individualised text messaging (SMS) based interventions are promising to support smoking cessation and could be provided to adolescents irrespective of their motivation to quit. The aim of the current paper is to outline the study protocol of a trial testing the efficacy of an SMS based intervention for smoking cessation in apprentices.

Methods/Design
A two-arm cluster-randomised controlled trial will be conducted to test the efficacy of an SMS intervention for smoking cessation in adolescents and young adults compared to an assessment only control group. A total of 910 daily or occasional (≥ 4 cigarettes in the preceding month and ≥ 1 cigarette in the preceding week) smoking apprentices will be proactively recruited in vocational school classes and, using school class as a randomisation unit, randomly assigned to an intervention group (n = 455) receiving the SMS based intervention or an assessment only control group (n = 455). Individualised text messages taking into account demographic data and the individuals' smoking behaviours will be sent to the participants of the intervention group over a period of 3 months. Participants will receive two text messages promoting smoking cessation per week. Program participants who intend to quit smoking have the opportunity to use a more intensive SMS program to prepare for their quit day and to prevent a subsequent relapse. The primary outcome measure will be the proportion of participants with 7-day point prevalence smoking abstinence assessed at 6-months follow-up. The research assistants conducting the baseline and the follow-up assessments will be blinded regarding group assignment.

Discussion
It is expected that the program offers an effective and inexpensive way to promote smoking cessation among adolescents and young adults including those with lower educational level and independent of their motivation to quit.

Trial registration number
ISRCTN: ISRCTN19739792

Background
Tobacco use is a major cause of disease burden and the single most preventable cause of death in the world [1,2]. Although smoking prevalence rates among adolescents of most European countries have declined within the last few years, smoking continues to be a serious problem, particularly in adolescents and young adults with lower educational level [3,4].

There is limited evidence of smoking cessation interventions demonstrating efficacy in adolescents and young adults [5,6]. In a Cochrane review of smoking cessation interventions for smokers who are younger than 20 years, approaches based on the Transtheoretical Model [7] achieved moderate long-term success, whereas the efficacy of psychosocial and pharmacological interventions has not been demonstrated so far [5]. A recent review [6] suggested delivering (1) smoking cessation programs for youth in contexts which are geared to youth such as schools or sports clubs, (2) interventions addressing cognitive-behavioural, motivational and social influence contents, and (3) programs with at least five sessions.

Electronic communication technology such as mobile phone text messaging (SMS) has the potential to deliver smoking cessation support to large population groups. In 2010, 98% of 12-19-year-old adolescents from Switzerland owned a mobile phone; use of the mobile phone was the most frequent leisure time activity in this population group. Furthermore, reading and sending of text messages were the most frequent activities when using the mobile phone [8].

By use of expert system technology that provides information based on individual demographic or smoking-related characteristics, electronic communication technology can be a viable, time- and cost-saving alternative to interpersonal counselling [9,10]. Particularly, SMS provides opportunities for individualised and interactive information delivery that may be accessed easily, independent of time and place.

To date, two randomised controlled studies were conducted to test the efficacy of SMS based smoking cessation interventions in adults motivated to quit smoking [11,12]. Within those studies, conducted in Great Britain and New Zealand, smokers who intended to quit within the subsequent month received motivational messages and behavioural-change support over a period of 26 weeks. The messages were matched to participants' demographic and smoking-related characteristics gathered at baseline. Additionally, participants could request instant messages aimed at craving or lapse situations. Five text messages per day were sent to the participants one week before and over four weeks after a predefined quit date that was negotiated with each participant. After this period, the intervention became less intensive, with the number of messages sent being reduced from five a day to three a week until the end of the 26th week. While intention-to-treat analyses could not reveal a significant intervention effect at the 6-months follow-up in the study by Rodgers et al. [12], Free et al. [13] found significantly higher abstinence rates in the intervention than in the control group (9% vs. 4%).

Within two pilot studies in which young adult smokers, irrespective of their motivation to quit, were proactively invited to an SMS based smoking cessation intervention, high participation and retention rates could be achieved [14,15]. To date, no randomised controlled trials testing the efficacy of smoking cessation interventions employing SMS in adolescents and young adults, or trials testing the efficacy of SMS interventions in smokers irrespective of their motivation to quit, have been reported.

Our aim is to outline the study protocol of a trial testing the efficacy of an SMS based intervention for smoking cessation in apprentices, irrespective of their motivation to quit. Apprentices have been chosen as the target population since evidence revealed high smoking prevalence rates in this subgroup of adolescents and young adults with heterogeneous educational level

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