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  Can we do romance in the midnight today

Can we do romance in the midnight today?

I’m in a good mood:)

Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!

Reply me soon,

yours Loving Mosquito....

Posted in Adult SMS     

  Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain

Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS      

  It’s the things that satisfies your mind

It’s the thing that satisfies

ur mind, body & soul!

Do it on bed, on a sofa,

in the car or anywhere!

It’s called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.

Posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS      

  What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

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A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

Posted in Adult SMS, Cool/Decent SMS, MIsleading SMS,       

  Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,

let me feel ur tongue.

SMILE!

This is ur friend

"PEPSODENT"

reminding you to brush ur teeth,

Twice a day Everyday

Posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS      

  Full Time Masti … Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai.

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Size normal he

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Mazboot he

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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he

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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain

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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…

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LG KG 195

Usne utari saree

fir aayi peticoat ki bari

blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar

ziyadah excited mat ho yaar

yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

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Pehle KISS karo,

phir PALANG per leta do,

phir CHADDI utar do,

phir NICHE haath lagao,

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Aur check karo k

BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

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