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A fisherman sitting on the river bank watched a beautiful girl undressing to take a swim.

As she was about to dive in, he shouted : ‘swimming is prohibited here.’

‘why didn’t you tell me before I took of my clothes?’ she complained.

‘Undressing is not prohibited,’ he replied. !

Ram lal married a girl who worked in the telephone exchange.

On the first night, being tired the girl fell asleep as soon as she got into bed.

when Ram Lal tried to wake her saying he wanted to make love,

she sleepily replied, ‘Sorry but this service is no longer available on this number.’

ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
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YYAAAHHHO000..!
Meri SEMESTER ki Saari taiyari ho
Gayi..

Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.

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Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....

A beautiful teacher !!!
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Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do
Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye
Bachpan main main bohat sharmeeli the. Kam bolti the, aik bar mairay aik cousin ne mairay mumay daba deay, main sharma kar bhag gae. Aik dafa driver school chornay ja raha tha us ne apna lund mairay hath main pakra dea, Paros ke uncle ne to had kar di, B.P film dikha kar wohe sub kuch mairay sath kea takleef to bohat huey magar main ne kisi ko nahe bataya keon k main bohat sharmili the aur kam bolti the.
Bachpan ke ye dono adatain ab bhe baqi hain yanee
“Daba k chudwana aur kabhe kisi ko na batana”
Katrina ke book “Mairay Jawani” se iqtabaas. :-)