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A baby was born who was so advanced he could talk.

He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

"Are you my doctor?" he asked.

"Yes, I am," said the doctor.

The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth."

He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"

"Yes, I am," said the mother.

"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"

"Yes, I am," his father answered.
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Girlfriend : Plzzz promise me, u won't break my
heart!
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itna bada thodi hai!!
jo samjh gaya thoko like

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