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Usne utari saree...

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Usne utari saree

fir aayi peticoat ki bari

blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar

ziyadah excited mat ho yaar

yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!

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Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

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Pehle KISS karo,

phir PALANG per leta do,

phir CHADDI utar do,

phir NICHE haath lagao,

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Aur check karo k

BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

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Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun

dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

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one girl asked to pappu

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain

ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub

mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Itnay saray bachay aik sath

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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay

saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki

tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega...

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Larkion ko ezzat do

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"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do

Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay

To Kal Ko ho skta hai k

Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den"...

(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS 

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS 

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS

Free Adult sms Collections 2013Short Adult SMS