Sardar Adult SMS Biography
Source(google.com.pk)
‘Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya
Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he
sardar: Han ji, Pehle dhoop me tair k Nadi Paar karte the, ab Saaye me karenge … :’
Posted in Sardar SMS
Oh Shukar Kar Gas Hai
Posted on June 11, 2011
Sardarni:
janu Mere Pait Mein Bohat Gas Hai,
sardar:
Oh Shukar Kar Gas Hai,
Petrol Honda Te America Ne Qabza Kr Lena C..
Posted in Politics SMS, Punjabi SMS, Sardar SMS
Undrwear te paya e nai
Posted on April 11, 2011
Sardar sali Se:
Meri dhoti aggon chuk k vekh, kinna Pyara undrwear ay.
Sali dekh kr:
O khair howay jeju undrwear te paya e nai?
Sardar:
April fool, April fool. . . . . . . . .
Posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS
Veena Malik ne hit kia tha
Posted on April 11, 2011
Sardar ka Accident Hua, Hosh Ane Pe Police Ne Pucha: Jis Car Ne Aap ko Mara Us ka Rang Kya Tha,
SARDAR: Rang pata Nahi Par Us Ko Jo Chala Rahi Thi
Us ki Shirt K Do Button Khule Tahy
Laal Rang Ki Brazar Thi
Boobs 36 Size K Thay
Gale Mein Sone Ka Locket Tha,
Hath Mein Cigarette Thi
Aur Right boob Pay Til Tha!
Police: ohooooo.. Veena Malik ne hit kia tha apko. . . . . . .
Posted in Funny SMS, Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS, Sardar SMS
Tumhari girlfriend Gum Hui
Posted on April 1, 2011
Police:Tumhari girlfriend Gum Hui To Tum ne Police Ko Q Nahi Bataya
Sardar: Q K Jub Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din chala k wapis kya tha. . . . . .
Posted in April Fools SMS, Jokes SMS, Sardar SMS
Phuddi phuddi kehta hoo
Posted on March 23, 2011
¤Nurse: what is ur wife name?
sardar: Lakhshmi
.
Nurse : whole name ?
.
.
Sardar: Hole ka naam to nhi rakha pyaar se
phuddi phuddi kehta hoo…
Posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS
Sardar Soldier Was Sitting
Posted on March 15, 2011
A Sardar Soldier was sitting on a chair with closed eyes after some hard work.
Commanding Officer: Are you relaxing?
Sardar: No sir, I am Harpreet Singh
Posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Susu subah 6 bajay krta hon
Posted on March 12, 2011
Sardar to Doctor: Main susu subah 6 bjay krta hon or potty 7 bjay
Doctor: To is me problem kia hy?
Sardar: Ankh 8 bajy khulti hy.
Posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
5 Janwaron kay naam batao
Posted on February 26, 2011
Sardar Pathan se: 5 janwaron kay naam batao jo pani mein rehte hain?
Pathan: Fish.
Sardar: Theek hay or?
Pathan: Fish ki ammi, abu, bhai or behan.
Sardar: Shabash!
Posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Dalal samjh raha hay
Posted on January 29, 2011
1 Sardar shop se bahir nikla to 1 kutta kutti ko chodne ki koshish kar raha tha,
Jab kya kutti dene se dar kar aage ho jati!
Sardar ne uski help ki, aur kutti ko pakr kar kutty ko chodne ka mauka dia.
2nd Day: Sardar wahan se guzra to kutta sardar kya pichy jane laga, Jahan sardar wahan kutta.
To logon ne pocha: Yeh aap ke pichy kyun ghoom raha hay?
Sardar ne kaha: Main ne iss ki sath bhalai ki aur yeh behanchod mujhe dalal samjh raha hay.
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
Free Adult sms Collections 2013 Sardar Adult SMS
No comments:
Post a Comment