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Two men are looking for their lost wives. 1st: what urs look like? 2nd: she is 5'9. Fair, blue eyed, lovely figure and yours? 1st: forget mine lets find yours.

69) At a fancy dress competation a woman arrived completely nude and her body fully painted by white paint. A man- who r u? Woman- i m polo. The mint with the hole.

68) 7 naked men standg in a row wit their erected penis. A lady saw them and asked r u all advertising 4 a condom?..... They all replied... "No for 7 up".

67) Girl n boy fucking in bed. Boy says- spread wider.. Little wider more wider. Girl says- what? R u trying to put your balls in r what? Boy says- no im trying to get them out.

66) A boy comes to his class with broken specs. Teacher: what happened? Boy- i was kissing my girl friend. Teacher- but how your specs break? Boy- she closed legs!

65) If a penis is erect n hard it needs a good fuck, it erect but not hard it needs a good suck, if its neither erect nor hard it needs good luck.

64) There goes a saying "Behind every Successfull man there is a woman". But how about this saying "Behind every Satisfied women there is a tired man.

63) Defination of the word Adult- a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

62) Meaning of college....... C-come O-on L-lets L-love E-each G- girls E-equally! So never bunk....... Go college regularly enjoy.

61) Facts of life..... A- nobody dies a virgin, life fucks everyone. B- gravity is all bullshit, basically earth sucks. C- dont drink water, fishes have sex in it.

60) A guy donated blood to his girl friend. After they broke up he wanted his blood back, she threw a used whisper at him and said i will pay you in installments.

59) Lady to doctor- let my husband come inside. Doctor: trust me, i am a gentle man. Lady: i know, but nurse is sitting outside and my husband is not gentleman.

58) Man: may i offer you a whisky? Woman: no please, whisky is bad for my legs. Man: do they smell? Woman: no they spread.

57) What is the best and worst news you can get at the same time??? Your girl friend says you have the largest penis in your group.

56) 85yr virgin dying lady wanted her grave to read "Born virgin lived virgin died virgin. The sculptor shortened it to parcel returned unopened.

55) Girls reaction to penis sizes: 9- oh shit pain! 7- oh yes, yum! 6- oh perfect! 5-mmm ok! 4-push more! 3-is it in?...... 2- idiot! Better use your finger.

54) A women clothing should be like a barbed wire. Serving its purpose, without obstructing the view..

53) How does a cricket commentator describe nude girl? No cover, No extra cover, two points, two fine legs, a gully and a little bit of grass.

52) A girl asks priest: what is devil, hell & heaven? The priest said: between my two legs is devil, between your two legs is hell and lock devil into hell to see the heaven.

51) Man: give me viagra extra dose. Chemist: why? Man: 3 girls are coming. Man- next day: give me iodex. Chem: why? Man: for my hand, the girls did not come.

50) Men were born between the two legs of women, yet men spend their whole life and time in going back to between two legs..... Why? Because "Home Sweet Home".

49) Have sex daily. S-smile, E-entertainment, X-exitement. So have sex daily to enjoy your life.

48) There is hot sex, fast sex, safe sex, leather sex, phone sex, web sex, and for people with your face no sex.

47) Come here, remove your dress and underwear, get on top of me. Enjoy untill you get satisfied lovingly yours -Toilet.

46) Do you have holes in your underwear? No? I bet you have. No? Dont lie. Confirm again. Still your answer is no? Then where do you put your legs.

45) A small kid wrote to santa claus, "send me a brother". Santa wrote back "send me your mother".

44) What do you call a woman in heaven? An angel. A crowd of women in heaven? A host of angels. And all women in heaven? Peace on earth.

43) Man asks his wife on d first night, man: you dont make noise during sex. Why? Wife: i stoped that habit when i was 18..........

42) Woman has man in it. Female has male in it. She has he in it. Madam has adam in it. So girls are always incomplete without boys.....

41) Ehh, do you want a new ringtone? Go to the end of the my body. ....Down..... Down..... Still down...... Prrr..../

40) Kiss is a key of love. Love is a lock of marriage. Marriage is a box of children. Children are problem of india. So stop kissing and save india.

39) Wife is a incoming call, lover is a outgoing call, aunties are free call, call girls are roaming calls, neighbour girls are missed calls, choose the best call.....!

38) 7 looks=1smile . 7 smile=1 meeting. 7 meeting=1 kiss. 7 kisses=1 proposal. 7 proposal=1 marriage. And that 1 bloody marriage has 7777777777 problems. So beware of looks.

37) Lawyer: yesterday why did you go that house? Theif(sardar): out side of door they put board as welcome.

36) Boys policy: flirt with innocent girls. Fun with beautiful girls. Friendship with smart girls. Love with faithful girls. Marriage with a rich girl.

35) Boys calendar..... January- rose. February- propose. March- gift. April- lift. May- chating. June- dating. July- miss you. Augest- kiss you. September- anger. October- danger. November- left.